Yesterday I thought I was dying or something.
I usually have a dull ache headache through *this* entire week. But this week I have had throbbing headaches. Like hard to concentrate, throbbing headaches. But yesterday, it turned into the headache from hades. No joke. I was feeling productive and wanted to get some work done so I took some ibuprofen and 30 minutes later I thought my head was going to split open from my nose to my neck. Seriously. I know I have the flare for the dramatic, but this was seriously the worse pain I had ever experienced. I was stumbling around the house trying to find something to make it better. I drank a bunch of water thinking I was dehydrated, then I hate some heavy food thinking I was hungry. Then I started to throw up, violently. Which did my head no favours.
I was desperate to figure out what was wrong. First I thought maybe it was TSS because they wouldn’t put that warning on the box if there wasn’t a chance, so I immediately executed a removal. Of course, no difference. Because it’s never TSS. Then I started to get shaky. I briefly thought about calling 999 but, as always, I wouldn’t be able to open the door and they would have to break it down and it’s a rental…
My head was splitting open (in two directions now), I was violently puking, and now I was cold. Maybe I had a fever. Then I thought of a second diagnosis. All this plus the hormone spike last week, I was sure, ectopic pregnancy. Now this is no joke. I kept putting it out of my mind, because there was no way, but it kept sneaking in. So I got Pete to pick up a test. Of course, my eggo isn’t preggo (you can breathe now, Mom). Finally, I emptied my stomach and crawled into bed with a wet washcloth and tried to empty my head and breathe evenly.
Eventually it went back to a throbbing ache, as long as I didn’t move. Pete came home and cleaned up the detritus, rewet my washcloth, got me some ginger ale, made me some toast and apples, and then ordered Chinese. I got me a good man.
So what was it? Did I just experience my first migraine? If so, what’s the trigger? I was mending Pete’s new sports coat when it got called up to the show. So was it the sports coat or was it the domesticity? Hhhmmmmmm……….
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